A lovingly curated museum of the most confidently wrong predictions in financial history. Every quote is real. Every source is linked. Every prediction aged like milk left on a Phoenix sidewalk in July.
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Times Declared Dead & Counting
Zero obituaries in 2025 — they finally got tired of being wrong
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Meanwhile, the price did this
From $0.003 to ~$68,000 today (ATH $126,000). A 2,266,666,667% gain. But sure, it’s dead.
The Ironic Reversals
Plot twist: the haters became the hodlers. Every reversal sourced below.
The “If You Listened” Calculator
Pick a hater. See what you’d have lost by taking their advice instead of buying $1,000 of BTC that day.
Death Declarations by Year
2025: Zero. Even the haters gave up.
The Scrapbook of Shame
Flip through the years. Cringe at the confidence. Marvel at the wrongness. Click any source link to verify we’re not making this up.
The Repeat Offenders
These legends just couldn’t stop predicting Bitcoin’s demise. Their consistency is almost admirable.
The Schiff Show
Gold bug Peter Schiff has predicted Bitcoin’s death more times than he’s been right about anything since 2013. Every quote real. Every prediction wrong. Every gold bar weeping.
~120%
Gold since 2013
VS
~96,000%
Bitcoin since 2013
The Krugman Corner
Nobel laureate Paul Krugman has written so many anti-Bitcoin takes he deserves his own wing. All quotes from his published NYT columns.